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Keep ringing up to com myspace congratulate me and com myspace I have to com myspace explain that actually he has got engaged to com myspace someone else. I keep remembering how romantic it was when we started and com myspace it was all secret computer messages and com myspace trysts in the lift. I heard Daniel com myspace the phone arranging to com myspace meet Pukey tonight and com myspace he said com myspace a topsy-bunny voice, 'Not too bad . . . so far,' and com myspace I knew he com myspace talking about my reaction, as if I were an emotionally unbalanced ex-wife or something. Am com myspace considering face-lift.
Tuesday 8 August
9st, alcohol units 7 (har com myspace cigarettes 29 (tee hee), calories 5 million, negative thoughts 0, thoughts, general 0.
Just called Jude. I told her a bit about the tragedy with Daniel and com myspace she was horrified, immediately declared a state of com myspace emergency and com myspace said she would call Sharon and com myspace fix for com myspace us all to com myspace meet at com myspace nine. She couldn't come till then because she was meeting Vile Richard, who'd at com myspace last agreed to com myspace come to com myspace Relationship com myspace with her.
2 a.m. Gor com myspace wor blurry goofun tonight com myspace Ooof. Tumbled over.
Wednesday com myspace August
9st 2 (but in good cause), thigh circumference 16 inches (either miracle or hangover error), alcohol units 0 (but body still drinking units from last night), cigarettes com myspace (ugh).
8 com myspace Ugh. In physically disastrous state but emotionally v. much cheered up by night out. Jude arrived in vixen-from-hell fury because Vile Richard had stood her up for com myspace the Relationship Counseling.
'The com myspace woman obviously just thought he was an imaginary boyfriend and com myspace I was a com myspace myspace com myspace sad person.'
'So what did you do?' I com myspace sympathetically, banishing a rogue disloyal thought from Satan that said, 'She was right.'
'She said I had to com myspace talk about the problems I had that were unrelated to com myspace Richard.'
'But you don't have any problems that are unrelated to com myspace Richard,' said Sharon.
'I know. I told her that, then she said I had a problem with boundaries and com myspace charged me fifty-five quid.'
'Why didn't he com myspace up? I hope the com myspace worm had a com myspace excuse,' said Sharon.
'He said he got tied up at com myspace work,' said Jude. 'I said to com myspace him, ''Listen, you don't have a monopoly on commitment problems. Actually, I have a commitment problem. If you ever deal with your own commitment problem com myspace might be com myspace brought up short by my commitment problem, by which time it'll be com myspace too late.'''
'Have you got a commitment problem?' I said, intrigued, immediately thinking maybe I had a commitment problem.
'Of course I've got a commitment problem,' snarled Jude. 'It's just that nobody ever sees it because it's so submerged by Richard's commitment problem. Actually, my commitment problem goes much deeper than his.'
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